Salut!


the-lioness-rampant:

satanmoriarty:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

well what a shitty fanfiction this is

it doesn’t even have smut


Episode One: The Sass Begins


2obsessed: These two. My real life opt.

2obsessed:

These two. My real life opt.


cookiesthegreatandpowerful:

umbricman:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

-THAT CAT STUCK IN A JAR, HOW THE HELL. AND HE JUST HAS THIS LOOK THAT SAYS HE HAS NO CLUE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER, IT JUST DID.

Cats are not a solid they are a fluid


seblaine: watch out guys obama is doing his job

seblaine:

watch out guys obama is doing his job


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mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige


cumberbuddy:

enerjax:

What all the fuss was about :B

[x][x]

That’s why he looked so miserable. He was tending to his sunburn that he caught at the beach. 

I LOVE YOU J. 


if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs


Classical music in Hannibal → Sorbet (1.07)

youtube links: handel / chopin / gounod / mozart / verdi / vivaldi

listen: [tba]


  • 2012: slutty 12 year olds
  • 2016: slutty 10 year olds
  • 2020: slutty 6 year olds
  • 2025: slutty 3 year olds
  • 2030: slutty 1 year olds
  • 2035: slutty fetuses


the-adequate-gatsby:

It’s 3 am

You hear a noise in your kitchen

You go to investigate

It’s me sitting at your table

I ask you to sit down

“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”